Kill Me More Times, I’ll Become Invincible

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As more and more Qiao family members sacrificed themselves in battle, they gained unmatched respect in the eyes of these old soldiers.

If there was a martial artist worthy of leading the "Immortal Slaying Army" in this world, to them, it was undoubtedly the Qiao family members.

"Why not? I’ve been fighting with inhuman my whole life, a few more years won’t make a difference," said an old soldier, puffing his beard.

"Hold on a moment," Qiao Mu raised his hand, silencing the noisy old soldiers around him.

Taking advantage of the gathered crowd, Qiao Mu prepared to speak openly and lay all the ugly truths out in the open.

At the age of 675, he was far from being young and no longer held onto idealistic notions like "sacrificing oneself to save everyone from death."

Just like… he couldn’t save Hai Wuya’s life.

All the effort, three hundred years of time, only extend Hai Wuya’s life by a day and a half, allowing him to die in a different way.

Not dying in heavenly prison, not dying in exile, but dying in the morning sunlight, on the bustling streets, surrounded by Hai Siyuan and other old soldiers.

"To oppose the Immortal Gate is like moving a mountain, not something that can be done overnight." Qiao Mu calmly said:

"I cannot promise you victory, nor can I promise to save your lives. If you join, many of you will die on the battlefield."

The old soldiers were slightly stunned.

They had never heard such a military mobilization, with no grand promises, but instead mentioning dying in battle first.

"Elder Lao jests. Which commander can guarantee no casualties in their ranks or always winning battles?" Hai Siyuan laughed:

"Isn’t it just fighting? Who would back down? Cowards would have died in the desert long ago."

"I’m not afraid of death, only worried about the huge gap between mortals and immortals, dying meaninglessly. Since Elder Lao is leading, why wouldn’t we follow in death?

"Come, come, bring the wine! Today the Immortal Slaying Army is established, let’s raise a toast!"

The innkeeper, who is also a family member of the Western Conquering Army, brought out all the wine from the cellar, filling the inn with a fragrant aroma. Ṛ𝔞₦ọ𝐛Ês

The old soldiers were in high spirits and quickly got drunk, embracing each other and singing the military songs of the past.

Qiao Mu, on the other hand, remained very calm.

What he was doing today was not just about giving a new direction to the lost old soldiers.

"Hai Wuya’s kindness is not about a single martial artist’s martial arts skills." Qiao Mu thought to himself.

"Only when many martial artists practice together, can we see the scene Hai Wuya wants – where all flowers bloom in spring."

"If I am the only strong one, what’s the point of the ‘Human Path Sutra’?"

In fact, Qiao Mu was also preparing for what comes after him.

Nowadays, Qiao Mu can be described as having a strong will, using "gold" as his alias.

Even though he is strong like iron, he is not indestructible. He can resist swords, but not hydraulic machines.

The road ahead is bound to be winding. Even at the age of 675, Qiao Mu cannot guarantee that the next time he wakes up from a dream, he will still be clear-headed and rational.

The Long Life Lock in his heart has a total of five chains, but only the last two remain.

Based on the current pattern, each time a chain breaks, the length of the dream increases exponentially.

So what will happen after all the chains have broken?

Therefore, what he is doing today is lighting a fire.

By passing on this fire, even if he burns out, he can at least pass on the flame to others.

If one day he also falls into despair and loses hope, there will always be successors.

"Drink, drink."

He drank with the old soldiers, but didn’t feel very drunk.

Qiao Mu lifted his cup to drink, but suddenly saw a fat cat on his shoulder drooling, with some drool almost dripping into his cup.

Qiao Mu looked down and noticed a small wet spot on his shoulder.

"This fat pig…" Qiao Mu frowned, then casually wiped the wet spot on his clothes with the fat cat’s chubby cheek.

Little did he know, with this movement, the Impermanent Demon Cat seemed to be startled awake, with its eyes half open and about to fully awaken.

As its eyes opened, the cat’s body seemed to slightly swell and change.

"Hmm? Is it really going to transform to repay the favor?"

Qiao Mu then stood up and left the table early, going to find an empty room on the second floor of the inn, rubbing his hands and waiting.

"I hope this pig demon becomes prettier, definitely not a tank… Oops, it’s a cat demon…"

In a glow, the fat cat, whose belly almost touched the ground, gradually transformed. Its body grew bigger, and its fur turned into smooth skin.

In a short time, it had transformed into a graceful young girl.

The girl looked about fifteen years old, with slightly chubby cheeks, a bit baby-faced. Her smooth golden hair cascaded down her back, and among the hair, two furry cat ears faintly stood up, looking similar to a cat’s form, seeming quite squeezable.

Qiao Mu was not polite at all.

He directly walked up and pinched her cheek, then gently touched the cat ears. Feeling the ears twitch in his hand, the sensation was not much different from when she was in a cat form.

"Not plump at all? These immortals from the Great Dao Sect really take revenge directly. Next time I kill him, I’ll make sure to enjoy it." Qiao Mu expressed his surprise.

After the fat cat transformed, her face still had a bit of baby fat, a bit chubby, but not completely round.

However, when he looked down, he couldn’t hold back his surprise.

The girl’s belly was bulging high, combined with a face and limbs without extra fat, she looked quite strange.

Pure thin branches hung with large fruits.

However, the position of these fruits seemed a bit odd, at first glance, it looked like she was several months pregnant.

"Punishment, too much punishment, who taught you to look like this?" Qiao Mu said, holding his head with one hand.

As soon as the Cat Woman opened her eyes, she moved closer to Qiao Mu, sniffing gently at his neck and kept muttering:

"Joe… Joe… Joe Joe, Joe Joe… Joe Joe Joe."

"Can you blame me for this too?" Qiao Mu was puzzled for a while before noticing that this capricious creature didn’t seem very clever.

Even though he successfully transformed, he had trouble speaking fluently and could only say the word "Joe"?

Suddenly, Qiao Mu remembered that when he was in the solitary city in the desert, Storyteller Clairvoyance had come to warn him that if the Impermanent Demon Cat absorbed too much death energy and had too strong a foundation, it would face many obstacles in transforming into a human.

Qiao Mu originally thought that the obstacles Clairvoyance mentioned were about incomplete transformations, like having multiple cat ears or a cat tail, but now it seems…

"The obstacle is that all the magic essence piled up on the belly, is the belly too big?"

Qiao Mu was speechless.

He reached out to stop the capricious girl from rushing towards him, suddenly feeling uncomfortable getting too close to the humanoid capricious being… after all, the scene was too strange.

If seen by others, they might think that this six-hundred-year-old senior of the Qiao family had made the speechless, mentally challenged belly too big at fifteen?

Men in Jiu Province are considered adults at twenty, while women at fifteen. They are of marriageable age.

Therefore, the cat demon capricious being, who looks around fifteen now, would be considered marriageable age in Jiu Province.

But in Qiao Mu’s eyes, it was too strange.

Just then, a knocking sound at the door made Qiao Mu startle.

"Is Elder Lao feeling drunk so early?" asked Li Changshi as he knocked on the door.

"Would Elder Lao like some sour plum soup to sober up?"

Fidgety, even though Qiao Mu hadn’t done anything, when Li Changshi approached the door, he truly felt a guilty conscience.

"No need, I’m tired, please don’t disturb me."

Just as Qiao Mu turned to speak to Li Changshi, the capricious maiden suddenly flashed by, agilely leaping onto Qiao Mu’s back, all four limbs hanging on top, her round belly resembling a big balloon, nearly causing Qiao Mu to stumble.

"This fat cat… quickly change back for me!"

Qiao Mu tore the capricious maiden off his back, annoyed and embarrassed, pressing down on her belly with force.

Whether the capricious maiden was secretly cooperating or not, when Qiao Mu pressed down with force, her big belly did indeed deflate like a balloon, becoming flat.

But as the belly collapsed, two small hills actually rose on the chest area, looking plump and quite sizable.

"Playing whack-a-mole here?"

"Never mind, this appearance is quite graceful, not bad like this."

Comparing looks and figure, what Qiao Mu cared more about was that this fat cat, if turned into a person, seemed not very clever, with wide open eyes full of wisdom.

Qiao Mu let out a slight sigh.

Life is tough.

Going to Southwest Province meant not only carrying on Hai Wuya’s legacy and teaching the old soldiers martial arts, but also teaching this silly cat to speak?

…………….

At the same time.

Jiang Chen kept his eyes closed, a black cloth covering his eyes, being led forward by storyteller Clairaudience.

They walked for a while until the ground beneath their feet felt different. It changed from soil to wooden floorboards, making a clear creaking sound as they stepped on them.

"Alright. You are now inside the Tide Listening Building. "

Storyteller Clairaudience took off the black cloth from Jiang Chen’s face and smiled at him.

Jiang Chen opened his eyes and looked around, feeling slightly disappointed.

In front of him was a wooden tower, with its decorations and layout similar to a typical tea or wine house.

Clairaudience had made it all mysterious and even blindfolded Jiang Chen, but when he finally saw the Tide Listening Building, it was quite different from what he had imagined.n/ô/vel/b//in dot c//om

Thinking that the Tide Listening Building, the most mysterious force in the martial arts world, would be extraordinary, Jiang Chen was surprised to find it quite ordinary.

Clairaudience seemed to understand Jiang Chen’s thoughts and without explaining, led him up the stairs.

"Come with me, the Landlord is waiting for you upstairs."

"Should I go directly to see the Landlord?" Jiang Chen didn’t think much of it at first, but upon hearing this, he felt a bit nervous.

The Landlord of the Tide Listening Building was undoubtedly a mysterious figure in the martial arts world.

In the past, the Martial Saint had wiped out all the Shaolin and Wudang schools, but the Tide Listening Building, with its mysterious and aloof status, was left untouched… Many in the martial arts world speculated that perhaps the Tide Listening Building was extraordinary, with experts inside that even the Martial Saint feared.

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