Chapter 012 – I Cannot Believe It
012 – I Cannot Believe It
Posted on June 28, 2016 by crazypumkin
Editor : Poor_Hero and Lazaruz22
AN: My next post.
As I don’t plan when I write, I have no stock chapters...
And so.
It was a few days after I came to know about Father’s cheat like existence.
My 1st birthday.
We had a small party in the house. I received a picture book from Mother and a doll from Mary San. Hm, to tell the truth I did not really need those.
But the fact that my birthday was being celebrated by anyone had already made me very happy....Let’s keep it a secret that I instinctively embraced Mother.
Due to his work, Father had to rush over to the edge of his territory as soon as possible.
” Wait for me and look forward to it! ”
With that and a smile, Father left. Ah no, he was not dead yet.
I had a bad feeling about this....Let’s just wait without any anticipation.
I trained sneakily and was able to use fire magic quite easily now.
There had been a few close shaves though, like how suddenly someone would enter the room. I would cancel the magic once I heard the door opened and the important part was to put on a nonchalant face.
I really did seem to have a talent in spying. Hehe.
And so I would be trying a new skill today!
After hearing the fact that Father was a ‘Double’, I had hopes of being one myself. Since the incantations were in Japanese, I did not need to go through the trouble to read the book. [TN: Why not? The author’s hilarious.] And so, I sat on the sofa and murmured softly.
” [水] ” [TN: Water, japanese Mizu]
As a matter of fact, I could actually cast fire chantlessly. It had been some time since I chanted so I was a little nervous. A cute ‘Pong!’ sounded and a ball of water appeared, floating in the air.
I did it! That’s amazing! We were indeed father and son, I was a ‘Double’ too!
” Yay! ”
I was so happy that, against my better judgment, jumped on the sofa. Getting ahead, without thinking, I began to cast magic of other attributes continuously.
” [土]! [風]! [光]! [闇]! ” [TN: Here we go.. Earth, wind, light, dark / shadow. Japanese, Do, Fu, Hikari, Yami.]
Balls began to appear in a ‘Pong pong pong pong’ rhythm.
....Eh?
The Result.
I can cast them all ✨!
” For real..? ”
The feeling was so unreal that I laughed. This was a dream! ...Was how I tried to escape but in front of my eyes, cubes of earth, spiral of wind, ball of light and something like a ball of blackness were floating in the air.
” ...unt I awesume? ”
I muttered, dumbfounded for a moment. Finally I came to my senses and, when all 4 balls of magic disappeared, did I accept reality.
” CHEAT CAME!!!!!!! ”
I yelled. Wasn’t it awesome?! How fun! Because the incantations were in Japanese, if I said it badly I would sound like the blue tanuki.
I trembled, excited. In the heat of the moment I punched the air.
And then, I remembered.
...hm? I was supposed to have not...received any [cheat] from god...
But the fact that I was stuck in that pose was my retribution.
The door opened with a ‘gassha’ and Mary San entered. Just nice, I was standing right in front of that door.
Our eyes met.
” ........ ”
” .....Young Master Will..... ”
I knew what you want to say so please don’t say it! Please don’t say I was embarrassing!
” Mary San...whatsu uppu? ”
I looked up at Mary as I slowly lowered my raised fist. Trying to stop something, I cocked my head to the side like a child.
I would definitely not say that Mary let out a snort of laughter and turned her back on me, something she rarely did.
How awful! Please give me some leeway seeing that I was just a year old child!
...Ah. A Noble’s kid would not do this kind of action.. I would take care not to do it again.
” ....Cough. Young Master, your lunch is prepared in the dining room. ”
” Okay, I am going... ”
The trembling Mary San who was trying to bear her laughter and the depressed me. n/o/vel/b//in dot c//om
....Let’s not be bothered about it.
Mary San held my hand and we began walking towards the idiotically huge room.
Yes, I had weaned! How’s that! Was I fast or what! Though it was still only baby food but I was glad I weaned before I got addicted.
Walking down the long corridor, we arrived in front of the dining room and Mary San opened the door.
” Thank chu... ”
At the moment I said it, something lunged towards me. I backed up by reflex but sadly, I was caught.
” Father... ”
” Ooh, I am back! ”
Aah, I had a bad feeling about this. Why not just telling me that Father was back, I thought as I looked at Mary San. Our eyes met. ...Ah.
” Have you waited long, Will? Father has brought back a huge present! ”
Father beamed.
” Loads of coupons for playing with Father! ”
” Hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa! ”
My unpleasant premonition came true!
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Will [ Your beard hurts! ]
Father [ Ah, sorry. ]
Will [ High up high up is scary! (It’s embarrassing) ]
Father [ No need to be reserve! ]
Will [ NoAh. ]
Father [ That’s it! ]
Will [ Kyaaaaaaa!!! ]
Father [ Okay! Next is hide and seek! ]
After a few minutes.
Will [ ........Exhausted. ]
Will is then determined to train his body.